That Scraper Thingy at Fancy Restaurants

Even though it cost more than my vasectomy, I knew the Disney castle restaurant wasn’t fancy. Yes, it had white tablecloths. Yes, it had candelabras. And the quality of the food was as exemplary as Jasmine’s midriff. I think I even saw some guys wearing tuxedos and bow ties. Yes, it had all of those things, but it wasn’t fancy. Know how I know? Because they didn’t use the scraper thingy.